You can now purchase paperback books directly from me & yes they can also be autographed! Every single order comes with free shipping no matter what the destination around the world! Payment must be done by debit or credit card through Stripe, no exceptions. All prices are listed in Canadian Dollars but all major currencies are accepted. Please note that orders are currently limited to one copy of each book per customer due to limited stock availability.
Frequently Asked Questions
All of your most common shopping questions should be answered here but if you have additional questions or experience any problems during checkout please do not hesitate to contact me.
Where do you ship from?
All of the books are shipped straight from my house in Canada.
Which countries do you ship to?
We ship worldwide! As long as you live on planet Earth the books can be delivered to you! During checkout you will be able to select your country from the drop down menu. We do not currently ship to the moon or other planets, sorry for the inconvenience.
how are my shipping costs calculated?
They aren't. Every single order gets free shipping no matter the destination. Seriously! There are no minimums, no exceptions, no catches, no eligibility requirements. Whether you buy one book or you buy ten, you will never see any shipping charges during checkout.
which shipping method do you use?
Everything will automatically be sent with standard shipping through Canada Post. There is no tracking number no matter what the destination. Any possible tariffs and taxes are not included in the price for international orders. We will do everything we can to eliminate or minimize these costs but they are the buyer's responsibility. We currently do not offer expedited or priority shipping. We cannot make exceptions or accommodate special shipping requests either. All orders will ship within five business days.
when will my order arrive?
Depending on your location, it can take anywhere from two to five weeks (excluding weekends and postal holidays) and sometimes more. Orders within Canada, to the USA and to Western Europe should arrive within 15 business days no including weekends and postal holidays. Most other destinations will see their packages within three weeks. When buying please be considerate of factors such as the weather, natural disasters, very busy holiday shopping seasons and other factors no one can control that may delay your order.
What payment methods are accepted?
All major debit cards and credit cards are accepted and processed securely through Stripe. We do not currently accept any other forms of payment such as PayPal, cash payments, or money transfers. No exceptions.
What is your return and refund policy?
All sales are final. We do not accept returns or refunds under any circumstances unless it was our mistake. If you received the wrong book we will make it right, no problem. If you decide that you no longer want your order you will have to cancel it before it ships. After it has ships there is nothing we can do.
Is this website safe to buy from?
Yes! This website is verified secure by McAfee. If you want to see for yourself simply click on the little McAfee logo in the bottom right corner of the page.
Can i still buy your books elsewhere?
Of course! There are hundreds of websites that sell my books in various formats. You can buy them from wherever you want, you are not obligated to buy them here. This website does not have a comprehensive list of retailers that sell my books but you can search by book title, author name or keyword on any website you wish to buy from.
why do you only sell paperbacks on this website?
This storefront is currently not equipped to sell downloadable files such as ebooks or audio books, hence only paperbacks are sold here but my books are available in all of these three formats from hundreds of other retailers. I also cannot autograph a book that is not a paperback book!
how do i get an autograph?
During checkout simply write a message in the text box that you would like me to sign your book with either just my name or a personalized message. I will write in English only and will not transcribe anything profanity lewdness, or anything else deemed inappropriate. If you do not want an autograph that's 100% fine too, just leave the text box blank.
Do you offer wholesale discounts?
No. Due to limited stock availability, all orders directly from this website are currently limited to one copy of each book per order per customer. All of my books are available for wholesale orders directly from the printer/publisher for bookstores, libraries and schools, but I cannot help you with bulk orders.
I have additional questions, how can I contact you?
For sale inquiries, please use the contact form on this website. If you've already placed an order, you can also contact me directly at the email address listed on the receipt. Make sure to include your order number if you are inquiring about your order!